Cosmetic Cosmo.

Oh.My.Gosh.

All i can do is stare at this with wide-open eyes
and get a knot in my throat.

Like no other

Mummy and daddy bought the Igallop machine a while ago.
so today was my first trial run on it.

1st minute: cannot balance, seemed pretty damn fun.
Next 5 minutes: Balancing became easier.
Next 10 minutes: Tried to sit still for maximum result.

so i did the whole thing for about 30 minutes.
and now.
my ass if officially so sore.
i can barely sit down for long.
i feel like a lady who just gave birth and who has to sit on the float.
zommmgggggg.

Diamond dixies.

Well, F1 today was PRETTTYYY DARRRNNN alright.
Upon reaching there, you can hear the
PIIUUUU PIIUU PIUUUUUU
*cars whizzing pass*
Then the excitement all builds up.

-Went unto the grandstand
-found our seats,
-took out my camera
-changed to zoom lens,
(which allowed me to zoom in and spy
on some ignorant spectators.MUAHAH)
-took some pictures
-felt fascinated for like 30 minutes.
and then everything just became alll
............................................................................
hhahaa as in, it just became pretty like
-.---" Duhhghhhhhzxzx.
But enjoyed myself anyways, took many photos~
and got to experience first hand how singapore's
first F1 race was like:}
So thanks again brotheeehh markkk and daddddeh!
:)

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So tomorrow's another match.
SUNBLOCK, YOU BETTER BE A GOOD FRIEND.

k before i go..
Do you ever wonder why Fair Price is called fair price?
Is it cause they think their prices are very fair?
Or ColdStorage for that matter.
Not all things in it are in cold storages what.
SO WHY.HUH WHY?

okae pretty random thought.

Hail the Sirens

F1 HERE I COMEEEE!
Daddy and brother dear bought tickets
for all 3 days. and not being able to go on friday,
they passed it down to jill,ray and i!
so YIIPPPPIIIIIEEEE>.
i just hope it doesnt rain!

anyyways, im going to apologize on Live...internet.(?)


IM SO SORRY
JEMIE.
I REALLY COULDNT
HEAR ALL 3 ALARMS!
OMMMGG.
We'll reschedule tanning
for next week k!
CONFIRM ONNEEEE.
sorryrasjhbcjwnqac.
(just so youll know,
was supposed to wake up
and call her at 9.15
but woke up at 1.
ON THE DAMN DOT.)

Rotten Tomato

Saving money, yes thats very good Audrey.

*Looks at a bunch of 10 dollar notes in hand*

Good job good job.
*Hides it somewhere*

Nownow..was i hiding it from other people or myself?

CAUSE I CANT REMEMBER
WHERE I PUT THE

DAMN THING.

AUDREY.
YOU ARE SO IRRITATING.
Well, looks like im broke yet i have quite a bit stashed away.
What a very sad and ironic situation.

It's fact.

Maybe im overthinking it as usual.
Or could it be that it would affect my chances?
I dont know, but i sure hope not.
Have been beating up myself the past few days
everytime the thought comes to me.
And thing is, i cant stop thinking about it.
Re-playing the images in my mind, and just
wishing i could undo it. Its really nothing that big,
but i just cant help but keep asking myself..
Why. Why Audrey Why?


Well, like i said in the previous post,
plan was to meet sonn at starbucks~!
Bumped into krysten there too, so she
joined us~. Then later manfred came along and
crashed the all girls table. hahaa. Idzwan the Teddy
(as Sonn and all call him) is super adorable i just want
to pinch his cheeks.

Alrights, ill leave you with pictures as usual.
cos tonight aint such a good night.
My mind's heavy.
Why do i always have to do this to myself.

Krysten and Arjun:)





Now you see eyes, now you donnntt~

Fat manfred and his stupid "unplanned"
pose.

hahah a night, semi-well spent.:)

uggh.
oh but before i go..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
SONN MY LOVE:)

Youve been a lovely friend for 9 years.
and i hope we'll be friends till we grow old
and ill always be here for you, even though
i know we dont always agree on certain things.
I hope we'll still be bestfriends till we're old and scrawny
and have eurasian dinners where we talk about how irritating
our daughter/son-in-laws are.hahaha Love you much babe:)

fanatic

GO WATCH CHUCK.
BEST SHOW OMG.
Watched the whole 1st season in a day.
with the help of lovely Mio Tv!
So go get yours at any Singtel outlet now.

Well gotta head to Siglap now, to meet The Sonn.
To join two heads into one and do some marketing research.
SHENGSHENGG, IM DOINNGG MY WORKK K!
but im just employing the help of our dear sonia.
:)



-Im all burnt. and its oh-so-very pain-

I need some E.

OMMMG, its now 05:40am and ive got mass at 09:30am.
SO i have decided to stayyy awakkeee till then. If not I know
ill just sleep till noon time.

ANEHHWEEHHS, today, or more like Yesterday,
started off with Winter Touch League!(WTL)
where we got trashed by old angmoh ladies.
But lucky they were nice la. EH BUT WALAUU.
THE WEATHER AHH. can die can die can diee!

It was so hot, one more minute in the sun,
i would have been a melted pool of audrey on the field.
JUST LIKE OUR GUMMY BEARSSs. which turned
out to be...Gummy Syrup. hahah.

Oh yes and a bigbig Thank You to...
VAN, LOUIS, HILARY AND CHRIS!:))
for coming down and supporting me in this heat.
Youll are simply the best:)

Left:Yes, i wore my FBTs wrongly!From tamp
to toapayoh somemore!!! haaa

HAHA farah.

The Two umbrella ladies and XiangLuan:)

HAA Brendaaa.

STRIKE:)

Ehh ehhhh The Audreyssss':D


Louis, Vanny and Chris :)

Hilary and Vanny :)

K so left Turf City and headed off to town to meet SVR and DS.
(yes, in fbts and a jersey-_-)
Then off to siglap--->Upper east coast Rd
where we became homeless by the longkang.
(Kaisheng, Van and i)
Alrights, pretty boring description of my day.
So im sorry alriggghht! im sorry im boring:l.

Hawwhawww vanny so hot ah.

Kaisheng to gangsterrzx ahbengzzx.





OH YEAH. before i go to sleep.
i would just like to announce that.....
MARINE PARADE HAS LIKE 190820381 RATS
AND COCKROACHES.UGHHHHZXZX.
So i guess Tampines Macs aint the only Rats infested place!
hawwhaww.w.


okae, i wanna go watch some free Mio TV.
I SEE YOU SOOONzx.
:)

TILT YOUR HEADS TO THE LEFT

okae so as the title says, I CANT SLEEP.
and i was looking through my computer. and found this.
so enjoy a very stupid-looking, cannot-balance audrey.
And ehhhhehh, im wearing shortsss okaayyy.



Ahh...Cheap Thrills Cheap Thrilllssss.

Dear Self

Hi Audrey,

I heard the weather really bothered your sleep today.
I hope you get a good sleep tonight then.
How was your receptionist one-day job today?
Heard you went to help your brother-in-law right?
Must have been pretty cold in the room eh?
Considering you didnt bring any jacket along
and that you had to resort to floating in Gabriel's big blazer.




Well, not that its any of my business,
but you have a match against Barks tomorrow!
Seems like quite a tough opponent eh?
Well, wish you all the luck you can get!
Remember, you need speed, and good defense alright!
Alright, so its already 02:15am, what you doing reading this?
GO TO SLEEP CHILD. YOU NEED YOUR ENERGY.

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Yes. I have resorted to lecturing myself.
So to prevent more self-abuse.
I AM GOING TO SLEEEEPZX NOW.
Please help me pray my ankles dont give way tomorrow. 0_0
Goodnight all:)
and i hope youll arnt suffering as much as
i am in this SICKENING HEAT.
(considering i dont even sleep with aircon.)
TSSSSSSKZxzxxxxxx.

SUPAAPAA TROUPAAPAA~!!

Met Rachy love
in the early afternoon!
Hung around tampines
like old times. Well, its
not like i dont hang
around tampines much.
Practically here 24/7.-_-
But it was great with
her company.
Rachy!my Birthday ahhh!!
Stick to the plan k!:D









K so now Mamma Mia
has got its many songs
stuck in my head.
It was really really
good! managed to
catch it with
Jemie and Jaclyn!
After the movie,
well and kinda before it
....





we just
talked and talked
and talked and
talked and talked.
And now, I think
my cheek muscles
are officially toned.
Well, nothing beats
Girl talk!Over some
Very fattening food.
:D





OHH.talking about my birthday.
These are the things i want so far.
And to kind souls who want to fulfill my wishes,
ill be nice and keep your budget to below..$20!

1) As many packets of the 3-in-1 Kinder Bueno chocolates.
2) Cereal Prawns
3) As many Trix chocolates possible
4) Old Chang Kee fried Octopus head.(sss)
5) Nasi Goreng Ayam from Al-Ameen
6) Family-size bar of Cadbury Hazel Nut Chocs.
7) Coookieeees.with nuts.


Okkkaaeeokkkaee. i think, my heading could have well
been Favourite Food. But really! i really wldnt mind food
on my birthday:) FREE GOOD FOOD. who could resist?
not meeee~!!:D

okae, so wait, one last picture and im off.
Im just quite.....SHOCKED?
DISGUSTED?
but also kinda WEIRDED out,
and yet not very care-ish
(which seems ironic comparing
my previous feelings stated)
...about THIS.


Im just left in a state of..
VVWWWHHAATT??-ness.

Alrights, toodledeedums.
Im offie to Beddie.:)
okae maybe after some Gossip Girl.