Because we have no dicks, we get in free,

Omg. Craving to club again soon.

I do nawwtt know whhyyyyy

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Oh cause maaaaaaaaayyyybeeEeEeEee,

that day i didnt get to party much?

Played Mother hen, looking after my

high and drunk lil chicks. hahah

and AHAHAHAHAHA

Hilly and I walked in on a girl shitting.

HAHAHAHAHAH.

I was finding a vacant cubicle,

so i pushed open the door. And

I saw someone inside but somehow

i just continued to stare.

*Time to let the imagination flow folks*

You're urgent. The bladder's full.

You need a toilet. Bad.

You push a toilet door open.

It's a squat toilet.

And inside.....you see:-

A girl squats there,

ass facing the door.

You stare in shock.

She turns to look behind.

SLOWLY AND CALMLY?!

wtf it was as if she had been

walked-in on like 10 times already.

Best thing is, Hill said she might

have seen shit dangling halfway from her ass.

I was just concentrated on the overall picture.

I bet 3/4 of Zouk's female pop. has taken

a picture in this mirror at least once.

Bel had a really nice haircut. Everyone

complimented her with a laugh in her face.

Gone damn fast. Spill drinks on people.

no error. THROW drinks on people.

hahaha

Fatinaaa!

HAHAH fuck la betina the fatina.

No more alcohol for you. You almost

made out with the toilet aunty ok.

"Aunty, wo ai ni."

Before the mayhem.

Everyone looks clean and..normal.

Wow. I'm hoping in real life my arms

dont actually look like the size of my head.

Aww who would have thought we'd meet in a

toilet! Hotshit Sonia Chew! :D

ROADTRIPPP

Well.. today's sunday.

Bringing hilly and lizzy up to msia.

Time for a massagin man. My friggin body

is dying from all the aches and pains.

Gone.Iz.Ze.Back. And im only 19? Vtf?

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ok im tired. i want to sleep.

but im staying up just to charge my phone.

LAME.

kbye.