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i have officially eaten tooo many oranges.
infact, i think im already gonna start looking like a bloody orange.

well i think im gonna try and get a job too.
perhaps get my mind of things.
im so sick of being single.
yet i cannot be bothered for a r/s.
yes, here we are on that topic again.
the topic of audrey's sad single life.

ahh but im gonna cut that short today.
ive got more things on my mind like how some ppl just
irritate me so fucking much.its like, are you schizophrenic or smtg?
make up your fucking mind whether you want a fucking friendship or not.

as for things at home, i feel im being excessively rolly-eyed at my mummy.
but its not my fault she has to KEEEEP wanting me on my feet training me to
be the maid of the year. yeah, i know how to clean up, but can you not askkk me
EVERYTIME im doing smtggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg?!?

ughhh.but anywaes, like i was saying, i think its become a habit, and im so afraid
that the myth of the wind blowing and my eyes getting stuck up there wld somehow
work someday.ughhhhhh, i wish mummy would stop bossing me around so much though.
its eeeeeerrreeeeeeeeeeeetating.hmmm, i wonder when im moving out.and i wonder why ppl
say they miss it when their parents stop nagging.im pretty darn sure im not gonna miss her asking me to clean the house.but i know she wants me to learn and all la.but i have this little feeling she secretly jus wants to irritate me.that sneakkkky woman.hahaha but no doubt i still
love her with all my heart at the end of the day la.just sometimes she loves to use her "Mother"
title against me.



****i wonder what kinda mother i would be.


0_0


vell, i went swimming today~
lets just say, my stamina is so bloody low i feel like im swimming in mud.
but the other swim was betterrrrrrr.WHYYYYYYY..
but i shall PERSEVERE.
get a toned and fit body.
yeahhhhhhhh.







oh, so just making a lil shoutout.

Thank you Heavenly Father for making trees so great:)

AHAa

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

so tash and nini have flown back to aussie.
and i sit here, stoning, wondering, how's it gonna be like after today?
past two months were a blassst.enjoyed mossstly every second of it.
cos obviously,not EVERY second of life can be enjoyable.

well fuck this.
it kinda just dawned on me how lonely im gonna feel without them.
sending the greens' off today was pretty much a breeze.
and somehow, i didnt feel anything much.
till now.
i was thinking...
HMMM, perhaps im getting used to this!
but actually,even after they had passed the check-in point,
rolled their trolley bags through them "tee-dee" machines,
the feeeling hadnt sunk in yet.

(if i were lame enough, i'd say its all due to all the fats clumping up
around my body and mind.preventing feelings from sinking fast.)

but Nahhhh.im not lame enough to say it.

(haaaaaaaaaaa.)

well, im happily tearing now.
but then again, i kinda forgot,
did i just suppress a yawn?
maybe thats why my eyes are watering just a lil.

hahahahahhaha.
but really, i cant remember.

soooooo, on to lighter matters,
Valentine's day is coming!!

and i think i know who i'd love to be my valentine.
infact, until i meet my husband, i think this'd be the BEST, and most enjoyable valentine ever.
so, WHO is it?you may askkk.(cheyy, as though ppl all wanna know.hahahah)

MY.VALENTINE.shalll be.............



sleep.





am i lucky or lucky?
no expenditure needed also!
:DD/



oh,talking bout V-DAY.
i remember getting an anonymous present on V-day in sec 2.
by TWO ADMIRERS.
the present--must say was very useful.

---sanitary pad from pad vending machine.
HAHAHAHA.

thanks ah jessie and bird.the laaaaughs.
classic gift.
:D


well, enough bout V-day.
im gonna talk bout today!
so i talked about the greenies departure,
on to dinner, son and i had a loveeeely tme afterward.
its been damn long since i had a decent chat with sonny passu.
BUSSSSH:)
and to think, today reassured how fuck similar we are.
well, thanks for the listening ear man son.

but ALSO.not forgetting the other loves la.


TASHHHA GREEEEN.
you are definitely my best:)
vone and only.:D
terreeeeeberrr how youre situated a thousand miles
away, YET AGAIN.but aiiyaaaaah.time will fLLLLLLLY.
and so will our weight!( as in, like what we promisedddd.)
DIET PLANS.SHALL BE ACTIVATED.
AS.
OF.
NOWWWWWWWWW.
:))
or maybe after i have a sakae buffet first?
haaaaaaaaaa.


NIIINIII PIGGGY GREEEN.
my ying-yannnng twin!
*does hand movement*:D
being able to talk to you bout all our
similarities and same probleeeems makes me
feeel so relieved that im alone, in this world.
(as in, in having that problem la.haaaa)
so yay, im glad youre dragged into the problem as well.MUAHA.
well pig, i commend you for looking so freshly-raped-so-ill-cover-up this trip:D
and for always being Miss Mother-hen of the group.:))


TIFFFFYYY KHOOKHOO.
the last of the Surviving Singaporean Beavers.
hahahahaha.well, i so beyond cannot wait for your school hols
to staaaart!!and it'd be outings GALORE for us!speaking of outings,
I neeeeda go shopping!other than that, i also...CANNOT WAIT.
so see you in SCHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOL.
how bloody exciting can that gggggget.you can be my lovely guide!:)
well, thanksss for also beeeing there!and now that i know them
meddling greens are gone,we'll be left to our sweet relationship.
NO MORE MIDDLE STUPID-SISTERS.
jajajajahahahahhahahahha.
joooooooooooookes--
k la, SEE YOU!:))

NEEECK OLIVEEE-ARROW.
thaaanks for everything love.
thanks for the booooks.
you are my favourite fellow-hokkien mee-er.
but cant say the same for your milooo peenng!
(i still cant believe mark found a bloody cockroach in his.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
WELLL,we're going out moooorrrrrrre SOOON.
one the Singapore-traitors are gone.
muaha.

PAUUU-EE SIM.
YOU.voooman.
my no.1 swimming and fitness partner!
one who's always open to suggestions.
and one who always tahans my laziness.
ha h aha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
and my lovely chef as well:D
well, i REALLY wanna know how to make em baclavas.
and i KNOW i spelt it wrongly, but does it look like i careeeee?
yeahhh, pretty much.but i cant really be bothered to find the correct one.
HA.so genius, fill me in.

RACHYYY OLD-RAJJ.
ahh love, i realllly miss our BK days of studying.
how we'd pour ourselves over our books.
drawing all the bio notes out again,BK BOYYYY.
being damnnn kpo bout a fight, abandoning our books
and runnning around the mall to try and peep at how far they'd
gone into abusing each other!but ending up going around the building finding no fight.
AHAHa.
AND AND AND.the time we accidentally stood so bloody close to this small old lady at the ATM.
and the look she gave us.HAA.priceless.
ahhh, and the bubbletea talk times till late at night.
the sleepovers at your place~
and how your mummy used to buy ten thousand packets of food for us:D
AND, how youll asked me to follow youll to help carry a tv, thinking it was gg to be big and heavy.
and it ended up being light enough to carry with 3 fingers.hahahahhahaha.
and the factt!that you skipped a whole night at plush to rush home with me cos of my parents.:):)
you be the bessst diamond in the sackkk.well,i cant wait to see you friday!!!
miss you many everything-partner:))

and last but not least!

RYYYYAN TAN.
the thorn among the roses.
ahahahaha.
well, as much as your work has been the
biggest irritant, in a way such that its so hard to
talkkk to you these days,im still glad then when we
manage to talk, everything's still the same.and to actually
see you working, and me relaxing--a pretty extravagant sight!:D
you truly are one hell of a best boy-girlfriend.
anywaes, your pay's coming soon.
calls for our shopping spreeee.
anywaes, doubt youll see this la!
but whatevvvvvvvvv.

wowww, so im really quite so long-winded eh.
well, if you got to this last few sentences, I COMMEND YOU FOR YOUR PERSEVERANCE.
but if you just scrolled down to this last part, skipping the rest,....
I COMMEND YOU FOR YOUR LAZINESS but also for your smartness.



WELL HAPPPY CHINNNESE NEW YEARRRR!

1

HELLO.

well i know its definitely been a long time since ive blogged.
but ranting on about my holiday would take EONS.literally.

ANYWAYS, on to O's, got L1R4 13 and R5-19.

but THANKS to the school system, mr quek told me i got 10!!!!!!and i was
SOOOO beyond happy.only to find that it was the score only if i used my cca -_-

ROAR.
but whatevs!guess i should be proud of it.anywaes, gg back to school was really
good!seeing all the familiar faces and all.but what made me feel happy i wasnt
back in sac was its uniform.being in it the whole day, WAHHH, can say it was damn hot.

WELL, on to school again, i am in a dilemma.i have NOOO clue on what courses to put down!
i wanted marketing but many say dont.and NOW, i am confused.mass com?tourism?logistics?interior design?WHICHHHHHHHHHHHHH ONE?



eeeediot la.
K WELLS.
gonna have dinner with rachy dear now.
so while im off to fill my tummy, have a good day!!
till the next time, make sure you change your panties daily!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

woot.

ooh, hols have been a blast so far.
but these few days have been days of lazying around.
with no job and bestfriends working, ive been waking up at 1plus everyday
and bumming around the house.well, cheers to saving money!

well, these days, i really feel so full of shit.literally.constipated ah.
mummy says to drink more water and take my vitamins.
drinking water-no problems.BUT,what can poor audrey not do?
swallow pills.------------------------------------------------

anywaes, i really feel for some food.ive got places to eat all planned out!
sakae sushi, 85 at bedok, changi village, marina bay's steamboat, and SO
many places.i think, if anything, i wouldnt mind being on those food shows.
getting paid to eat, ohhh please, best job bodohhhh.

yeahyeah, well, guess im off to church now.had a bbq last night, so until
i find someone to lend me their card reader, the pictures will take a while to load.
OH YA, well though its been bout two weeks, I HAVE A NEW NEPHEW.
WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
but babies always look a leeeel weird when first born eh?as said by tiff yest,haa.



K LA.bye byebeyebyebyebeybeybeyebyebyebyebeybeybeyebyebyebyebybeye.

.

HELLO WORLD!!!

hello!well its been awhile since ive blogged.
been out tonnes lately!well not the last two days where
sleeping was just my ONLY resort.but besides sleeping,
ive been a total asshole of a pig.ever since christmas,
goodies have appeared at my house!and since goodies arnt
a frequent visitor,i have been making full use of them.
meaning, if i needed to state my frequent hangout point,
it'd be the kitchen.cos lately ive been sitting there, making
my rounds to the fridge, cooking me some maggi or just
watching some tv.AHHH wells.what can i say.

anywaes, going back a few weeks,
from the 21st to the 25th,..........
i went to BANGKOK.
woohoo?or woohoo?

WOOHOOOOOOO to the maximum maximust!
well went with tash,nini and family!
pictures will be magically appearing once i steal them all
from nini's camera.

well after bangkok, its like...

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone.
then it was outings galore again.
next thing i knew,it was.

HAPPY NEW YEAR
and i spent my new year at my sisters friends party!
fantastico party i say.k la.not until SOO fantastic la.
just that this was my FIRST year out celebrating new years!!!


........................................................................
i know-ive been deprived.SO, instead of lying on my couch
and watching the countdown, i was at sentosa getting DROWNED
with stupid smelly beer and everything else that could have been
found on the table.a mad drink fight broke out, and it was pretty darn fun.
well, jills friends seem really nice and although OLD, still fun!hhaa
well, the night ended pretty early because, SOMEONE, (sadly related to me)
had to get SOOOOOOO drunk, puking everywhere, we had to go back home
to Rayner's.and to think!a big FIGHT with a taxi driver almost erupted!!
jill in her drunk mind(?), rayner, and jo(jills friend) were SHOUTING at the man.
and what did i do?..........rushed into the car.HAa.i was never the fighting sort..



ANYWAEs.after new years, it was like mega sleeping time.
down to today,the 7th, ryan,afiq and i went job hunting!
went to terminal 3 which wasnt even open yet.but pretty cool place!
and then we headed to town, to winsland house???think so.went to the wing tai hq
or smtg.applied.headed to heeren and cine.hmmm well, wasnt as easy as i thought,
but nvm la, still an enjoyable day with ryan and his shit talk which never fails
to make me laugh no matter how stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid and lame
it sounds.ahh wells.anywaes,

RYAN TAN.
my camera is officially filled with pictures of you.
i think i can be your walking paparazzi.


on to dinner, after ry and afiq headed to raimah-ryan's "crib"
met tashy and nini at centrepoint!went for dinner at TCC,
food not bad la.not say very good.but quite expensive la.sheeeeeeeeeesh.

now im home, and ive narrated what seems to me like my whole life story.
and if youve gotten this far, i congratulate you for such an accomplishment.
well, nows the time to PARTAYYY.

so im off, to enjoy myself, in bed.
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHTTT.nownow, bugger off slapstick.
















:)

woooo

helooooooooooooooooooooooooo

well,ever since tash and nini came back, its been late nights everyday!!
and by that, it also means, money's beennn flyyyyyyyyyyyyying out!!
i absolutely HATE the money struggle but life sure has been goood!

VELL.
some pictures~

last FRIDAY

nini:)

dallas~!

tiffens~!

tashy and meeeeee

bluek

last SATURDAY

went for mass at OLPS with the girls~!
then went for one heavy dinner at cafe cartel!
off to shisha it was for a late night and slept over at my place:)

family mass:)

the hell of a tiring walk to tiffs.



look at tasha's bengkok fingers.AHAHa



i wore shorts.



cabbie ohh

TUESDAY

had to go to choa chu kang for our job as surveyors.
blahh.
was raining so bloody heavily and we all got soaked.
TWO surveys done.
30 more to gooo!

WEDNESDAY

main aim:
1)go to raimah for breakfast and then finish up cards for Godma and Godpa
2)go to choa chu kang to finish up surveys, as much as we cld.

what we ended up doing: doing cards at raimah and staying at godparents' office to do the cards!
slept over tash and nini's so as to finish as much cards as we cld.

RAIMAH:)


tashy and nini~!!

donkey ohh.

fidelio streeeet

THURSDAY

tiffy and classmates had just finished their mid-sem test so we went out
for a bigg dinner!
went to KTV at partyworld at heeren there, and then went for a big steamboat dinner!
15 people in total present:)
after dinner, the beavers + dallas, royston, sharon and jeff went to starbucks to chhaaat.
slept at greeens' place:D

dinner with tiffy's classmates!!the remaining ppl~!

dallas, royston, sharon and jeff~!

nini, tiffy, tashy and dallas~!!

LOVERSS..

FRIDAY

met rachy and zora and friends(ian,bangz and sean/shawn)
and went to shisha at arab street.AMBROSIA (if im not wrong)
well woman here didnt shisha cos the throats been bad these days.

rachhyyyy~!

zora's friend, ian~!

after shisha, we talked and talked and then i met with the beavers!
but i met tammy and auggie and they dropped me off at east coast first la.
well stayed in east coast till 6am so we cld get a cab without any midnight charge!
smart savers we are.haa
enjoyable night it was!all we needed was our company, food and music :)

SATURDAY

dirty foam party.



saturday--extreme sports at downtown~!

i currently find "riders" hot.oooooooh

four sexy naked boys.ahh jokes.half naked.



this was a saturday, we went to watch extreme sports at dte.
totally didnt sleep the night before!
so on this night, we all had an early night at The Green's place:)

SUNDAY

-

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


i just have to laugh at what youre about to see.

PLEASE.tell me WHYYY i look like so many men!hahahah
hilarious.

HAIR SHOW:)

hair uppp

sorry woman.you looked appealing while you were at it.
CLINIC-

LOVELOVELOVE THEM.

dallas and sharon!thanks for comingggg:))

neeeeek, denise and aunty linda!nick's mummy.lovely bunch!!

a second too slow, a second too fast.

maaa hotstuff

denisseee!!!another hotstuffs:)



ANNIEEEEEEEEE~!incharge of the hair!!congrats for graduating~

yayyyyyyyyyyy.nicest bunch of ppl.

me,nick,denise and derek!:)

gabrielle, karyn, me, nick, derek and denise!:))

:))))

:))))))

and for both of youll~!


The hair show was great.
had it at Fashion bar!
pau, chris, tiff, dallas, sharon, nick's mum, nick's dad, denise(nick's cousin)
all came!and thannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk youll so much:)

thanks annie and the crew!
who did all the hair and make-up!
not that youll would see this but heyy!
ill just thank youll anywaes:))

WILL BE UPLOADING HAIR SHOW PICTURES SOOOON

:))

as for now.
this.
is.
why.
i.
love.

DANCE